My First Blog For A Long While! Here We Go!

  Well hello there everyone! I'm in the process of writing a book, and I'm kind of stuck right now. So I'm deciding to write this little blog out of total boredom. I use to write them back in the day when I wanted to be internet famous and I thought my opinions were amazing and had to share them with everyone. I wanted to become the next big thing. The next Hyperbole and a Half. The next Arianna Huffington. But I ended up being an overopinionated boob that nobody listened to half the time because I'm generally unpleasant. So, my normal life.

What to expect from me? You will be getting more tempered and thought out opinions about issues at hand (well to my best abilities anyway... If you all remember my blogs back in the day? Ya know what I'm talking about), maybe a recipe here and there, videos of my adventures in gardening/life/going to the grocery store, etc.

Pretty much, I'm pretending it's 2005. Back when blogs like this were a big deal. Kind of like I thought I was a big deal back then. Hey. My 20's were pretty interesting. Lots of pent up frustration for no apparent reason, and the only way I could deal with it was writing to my tens of myspace friends. Yeah. That long ago. Way Back Playback Machine here!

I guess you could say this is my idea of a midlife crisis if you will. Hey. it's better than buying an overpriced car, getting a divorce, and start dating a 23 year old meat head named Apollo who clearly loves me for who I am. Not that I pay for him and his "friend" to go on lavish trips to Cabo while I sit in the hotel room worrying where him and Thad are. It's 2am! Where's Apollo and Thad!?! They should have been home by now and he's not answering my calls or texts! He said to get a hold of him on Whatsapp. What the hell is Whatsapp?!?!

Anyway, I haven't written these for a hot second, so bear with me the next few blogs so I can get my bearings back. I look forward to the adventures that we are about to take together.

Keep It Crispy (Thank you Vernon Reid from Living Colour for saying this to me. My favorite sign off ever. Oh you don't know I've met Vernon Reid? Another story for another day.) Until then, here's a pic of my dog.

Josh